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481Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:56 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics


The new mathematical formula that you may like.

Mathematically Speaking

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

* * * * * *
Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

* * * * * * Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3:

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

482Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:43 pm

SL.Market


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No:382
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483Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Work Virus Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:11 am

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484Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:32 pm

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No:384

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485Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:08 pm

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No:385

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486Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am

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487Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:15 pm

SL.Market

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No:387

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488Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:53 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
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No:388

489Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:01 pm

SL.Market

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No:389

1.(Photographer: An Hejie. Market Place, Town of Chifeng , Inner Mongolia )
Beyond the northern ( Inner Mongolia ) frontier, spring has arrived but the
cold weather lingered on. Snow fell on this April morning. Flakes danced
in the sky. A middle-aged man tended to his cart, on which sat a little
boy, wrapped up with blanket used to keep the vegetables from freezing.
From time to time, the father would tuck at the blanket to make sure that
his son was all right. These are the words from the photographer: "Set in
the dark and shadowy background and the dancing snow flakes, the pink
puffy face of the little boy stood out in great contrast to that of the
father which was apparently shaped by the caprices of life. And life was
indeed harsh. Father and son only have each other for support. When the
father yelled out a sales pitch on top of his voice, his facial expression
was shockingly touching. One cannot help but be moved."
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 111

2.The father and his son live in an impoverished hilly area. They demand
nothing but a piece of land to call their own. Perhaps they will not have
a chance to see the outside world all their lives -- they will not know
what a staircase is, they will never ride in a taxi, nor will they ever
step into a movie theater. But the truth is these are the people who offer
us everything our lives depend on, generation after generation. The heaven
and earth have nothing to repay them. Love them! At least respect them in
your heart. Otherwise how can we possibly talk about ourselves as human beings?
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 211

3.(Caption on the photo: That day, we found that we were able to attend
school. We were so happy. But grandpa cried. Do you understand? The tears
of an elderly man...) This semester has been dealt with, what about the next?
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 311

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491Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:18 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
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No:391

4.Your elderly mother and little children are waiting for you to come home
with the day's wages.
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5.The old man sells roast yam for a living. Because he doesn't have a
license, his tools were confiscated and his tricycle was smashed, its
chain cut. All the old man can do is to sit there and cry. Tomorrow.
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6.Mothers and their child.
This is life.
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492Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Mindblowing anagrams Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:50 pm

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493Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:19 pm

K.Haputantri

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Thanks Shri, its a nice one.

494Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:50 am

Chinwi

Chinwi
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
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අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi

495Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:04 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

@Chinwi wrote:අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi
කලියුග කාලෙ අම්මලාගේ හැඩ රැවට
බලපෑමක් වෙනව පුත කිරි දුන්නොත් නුඹට
රෑපය රැක ගන්න ඇති ඕනෑ කමට
දුන්නෙමි කරපු පිටි කිරි ආදරෙ නැති කමට

496Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Political reporting Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:41 pm

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497Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:04 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:396

7. Wang Zhizhong worked as a coal carrier. Carrying a basket of coal
weighting 40kg (88 lb), he made his way up a 100m deep mine, and then
walked a distance of 1000m along a mountainous track. For each trip, he
made 1RMB (0.125 USD). He was 17.
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8.Caption on the photo: That day the English teacher arrived in our village.
She taught us our very first sentence in English: "I want go to school."
Did you hear it? It is a most heart-moving cry.
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9.No rose, no diamond ring, but if this is not love, what is love?
With enthusiasm, love your life! Love the people around you!
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498Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:44 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:397

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499Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:30 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

Good one SLM.

500Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:59 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:398

501Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:08 pm

K.Haputantri

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Co-Admin

Thanks SLmarket.

502Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:03 pm

SL.Market

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Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

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503Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:24 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
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No:400

504Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:46 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
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Vice President - Equity Analytics

505Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:33 pm

SL.Market

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No:402

506Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:37 pm

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SL.Market
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No:403

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Poem10

507Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:51 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:404

508Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:31 am

Chinwi

Chinwi
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics

තාත්ත​: මේ ගෙදර තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා ඉපදුනේ. ...

    මේ ගෙදර ඉඳල තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා  ඉස්කෝලෙ ගියේ. ...

    පුතාගෙ තාත්තට අම්ම හම් බ උනේ මේ ගෙදර දි. ...  Wink 

 පුතා : 
තාත්තගෙ හැමදේම වෙලා තියෙන්නෙ එක එක ගෙවල් වල නේ.  Shocked 

තාත්ත​:   අපේ තාත්තට ඒ දවස්වල ගෙවල් ගොඩක් තිබුන නේ පුතේ !!! Very Happy  

පුතා:  Sad  මගේ ඔක්කොම වෙන්නෙ මේ ගෙදර​. ....  Sad 

තාත්තා: අපේ තාත්තා කොටස් වෙලෙඳපලේ ආයෝජනය කරන්න ගියානෙ පුතේ !  affraid

509Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:09 pm

SL.Market

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Vice President - Equity Analytics
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No:406

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

Dear  Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I  soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0  
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife
1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about  going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please  help!  

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

510Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:00 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:407

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

REPLY:
Dear Troubled  User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.  

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING  SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible  to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.  

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child  Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software  augmentation.  

The best course of action is to enter the command  C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command  
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the  only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!  

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.  

Best of luck,
Tech  Support

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