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Stock Market Entertainment

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501Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:08 pm

K.Haputantri


Co-Admin
Thanks SLmarket.

502Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:03 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
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503Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:24 am

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:400

504Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:46 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

505Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:33 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:402

506Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Dec 04, 2013 7:37 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:403

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Poem10

507Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Dec 13, 2013 9:51 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:404

508Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:31 am

Chinwi

Chinwi
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
තාත්ත​: මේ ගෙදර තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා ඉපදුනේ. ...

    මේ ගෙදර ඉඳල තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා  ඉස්කෝලෙ ගියේ. ...

    පුතාගෙ තාත්තට අම්ම හම් බ උනේ මේ ගෙදර දි. ...  Wink 

 පුතා : 
තාත්තගෙ හැමදේම වෙලා තියෙන්නෙ එක එක ගෙවල් වල නේ.  Shocked 

තාත්ත​:   අපේ තාත්තට ඒ දවස්වල ගෙවල් ගොඩක් තිබුන නේ පුතේ !!! Very Happy  

පුතා:  Sad  මගේ ඔක්කොම වෙන්නෙ මේ ගෙදර​. ....  Sad 

තාත්තා: අපේ තාත්තා කොටස් වෙලෙඳපලේ ආයෝජනය කරන්න ගියානෙ පුතේ !  affraid

509Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:09 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:406

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

Dear  Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I  soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0  
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife
1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about  going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please  help!  

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

510Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:00 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:407

SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

REPLY:
Dear Troubled  User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.  

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING  SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible  to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.  

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child  Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software  augmentation.  

The best course of action is to enter the command  C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command  
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the  only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!  

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.  

Best of luck,
Tech  Support

511Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:408

A girl gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the girl and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California!"  

512Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:51 pm

Jeremy

Jeremy
Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics
Assistant Vice President - Equity Analytics
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Unname10

513Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:34 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:410

514Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:17 am

Sstar

Sstar
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
A MAN WALKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE...

A man walking in the countryside meets a shepherd and a big flock of sheep. The man tells the shepherd: "I will bet you 1000 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet.

"855," says the man. The shepherd is amazed, because this is the exact number. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take a sheep." Man picks one up and starts walking away. "Wait," shouts the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation!" Man says "OK." "You are an economist working for the government," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you conclude to that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you!" A study of markets usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is yesterday! A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
Lots of jokes -> 'http://www.freetimejokes.com/'

515Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:17 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:412

516Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:21 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:413

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517Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:51 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
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518Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:49 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Bus10

519Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:35 pm

Quibit


Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Please feel free to contribute to the most viewed topic like this which is now consolidated for the benefit of the forum members.

520Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:05 pm

Senior Citizen

Senior Citizen
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
Senior Manager - Equity Analytics
This section will not be needed as we have all the entertainment from the Yahapalanaya at the moment!
lol!

521Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:19 pm

Quibit


Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Yes, there will be many entertainment including Kavi from Ravi.

522Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:24 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 12410

523Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:00 am

Quibit


Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
My Dream Cabinet: 2016

Mahinda Rajapakse -Prime Minister
Wimal Weerawansa - Defence
deleted Silva - Education
Raththaran - Higher Education
Johnston - Industrial Development
Dayasiri - Women Affairs
Vasudeva - Minister of Foul Languages
Dew Gunasekara - Minister of Report Writing
Sajin Vass - Foreign Ministry (who else after NY)
Sarana Gunawardena - Justice
DM - Mister of Imports (Advisor Wele Suda)
Ganasara - Advisor on Religious Affairs
Eraj (Toy Pistol) - Ministry of Internal Security
Mervyn Silva - Media Minister

Source: Wikileaks

524Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:29 pm

TraderCSE


Manager - Equity Analytics
Manager - Equity Analytics
Captain Cool was caught with his pants down



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This politico hailing from a political family has changed his party colour several times in his brief career and now back in the Blue party he is holding a key portfolio in the Yahapalanaya government.  A typical ladies’ man, his flings with fair ones from time to time have provided ideal stuff for juicy gossip.  Recently someone green with envy had phoned up a once powerful madam that her latest protégé was having a good time with a beauty in a luxury apartment in the city. Enraged by this disturbing news, the madam had gate-crashed the apartment and found the couple honeymooning inside. Thereupon, the madam had castigated the politico using some choice words and had also come out with some sordid details from his family history as well. Not content with the tongue-lashing, she boxed his ears hard several times! “I put you in charge of an important constituency because of the trust I placed in you. Remember if you don’t stop this kind of dirty affairs, you will not get nomination either,” was her parting warning.  The Ministerial one had kept studying the floor tile patterns while the stream of invective was being directed at him, they say.  - See more at: 


http://www.dailymirror.lk/78799/he-was-caught-with-his-pants-down#sthash.Lia4Uw7l.dpuf

525Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Jul 21, 2015 11:21 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No 418



526Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:19 am

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SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

527Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Aug 25, 2015 12:49 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No:420

528Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Sep 08, 2015 10:04 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
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529Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:54 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics
No.422



530Stock Market Entertainment - Page 21 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:55 pm

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SL.Market
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