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Chinwi · **508** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:31 am

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තාත්ත: මේ ගෙදර තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා ඉපදුනේ. ...

මේ ගෙදර ඉඳල තමයි පුතාගෙ තාත්තා ඉස්කෝලෙ ගියේ. ...

පුතාගෙ තාත්තට අම්ම හම් බ උනේ මේ ගෙදර දි. ... Wink

පුතා :
තාත්තගෙ හැමදේම වෙලා තියෙන්නෙ එක එක ගෙවල් වල නේ. Shocked

තාත්ත: අපේ තාත්තට ඒ දවස්වල ගෙවල් ගොඩක් තිබුන නේ පුතේ !!! Very Happy

පුතා:

මගේ ඔක්කොම වෙන්නෙ මේ ගෙදර. .... Sad

තාත්තා: අපේ තාත්තා කොටස් වෙලෙඳපලේ ආයෝජනය කරන්න ගියානෙ පුතේ ! affraid

SL.Market · **509** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Jan 04, 2014 12:09 pm

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SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took
up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0
installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0,
Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife
1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite
applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the
uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,

A Troubled User.

SL.Market · **510** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:00 pm

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SOFTWARE UPGRADE TO WIFE VERSION 1.0

REPLY:
Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it
is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run
EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to
return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the
program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-
Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command
before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be
very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause
the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens,
the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase
additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary
With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0
and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support

SL.Market · **511** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:45 pm

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A girl gets on a plane and goes up to first-class. The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have to move. The girl says, "I'm female, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to see my stock broker in California." The attendants tell the pilot. He comes in and looks the situation over. He leans over and whispers something to the girl and she gets up immediately and moves out of first class. The attendants are flabbergasted, "What did you say to her?" "I just told her that this section of the plane doesn't go to California!"

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SL.Market · **513** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Jun 16, 2014 11:34 am

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Sstar · **514** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Jul 18, 2014 12:17 am

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A MAN WALKING IN THE COUNTRYSIDE...

A man walking in the countryside meets a shepherd and a big flock of sheep. The man tells the shepherd: "I will bet you 1000 against one of your sheep that I can tell you the exact number in this flock." The shepherd thinks it over; it's a big flock so he takes the bet.

"855," says the man. The shepherd is amazed, because this is the exact number. Says "OK, I'm a man of my word, take a sheep." Man picks one up and starts walking away. "Wait," shouts the shepherd, "Let me have a chance to get even. Double or nothing that I can guess your exact occupation!" Man says "OK." "You are an economist working for the government," says the shepherd. "Amazing!" responds the man, "You are exactly right! But tell me, how did you conclude to that?" "Well," says the shepherd, "put down my dog and I will tell you!" A study of markets usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is yesterday! A market analyst is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today!
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SL.Market · **515** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Aug 09, 2014 10:17 pm

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SL.Market · **516** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Feb 05, 2015 3:21 pm

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SL.Market · **517** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Feb 17, 2015 10:51 am

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Quibit · **519** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 8:35 pm

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Please feel free to contribute to the most viewed topic like this which is now consolidated for the benefit of the forum members.

Senior Citizen · **520** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:05 pm

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This section will not be needed as we have all the entertainment from the Yahapalanaya at the moment!
lol!

Quibit · **521** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 11, 2015 10:19 pm

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Yes, there will be many entertainment including Kavi from Ravi.

SL.Market · **522** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Jun 24, 2015 1:24 pm

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Quibit · **523** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Jul 12, 2015 10:00 am

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My Dream Cabinet: 2016

Mahinda Rajapakse -Prime Minister
Wimal Weerawansa - Defence
deleted Silva - Education
Raththaran - Higher Education
Johnston - Industrial Development
Dayasiri - Women Affairs
Vasudeva - Minister of Foul Languages
Dew Gunasekara - Minister of Report Writing
Sajin Vass - Foreign Ministry (who else after NY)
Sarana Gunawardena - Justice
DM - Mister of Imports (Advisor Wele Suda)
Ganasara - Advisor on Religious Affairs
Eraj (Toy Pistol) - Ministry of Internal Security
Mervyn Silva - Media Minister

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TraderCSE · **524** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:29 pm

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Captain Cool was caught with his pants down

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This politico hailing from a political family has changed his party colour several times in his brief career and now back in the Blue party he is holding a key portfolio in the Yahapalanaya government. A typical ladies’ man, his flings with fair ones from time to time have provided ideal stuff for juicy gossip. Recently someone green with envy had phoned up a once powerful madam that her latest protégé was having a good time with a beauty in a luxury apartment in the city. Enraged by this disturbing news, the madam had gate-crashed the apartment and found the couple honeymooning inside. Thereupon, the madam had castigated the politico using some choice words and had also come out with some sordid details from his family history as well. Not content with the tongue-lashing, she boxed his ears hard several times! “I put you in charge of an important constituency because of the trust I placed in you. Remember if you don’t stop this kind of dirty affairs, you will not get nomination either,” was her parting warning. The Ministerial one had kept studying the floor tile patterns while the stream of invective was being directed at him, they say. - See more at:

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