Stock market for beginners
*Boss hired a sexy secretary.*
10 days later the Boss *committed suicide* by jumping from his 27th floor office...
*Police :* Who was there at that time in the room ?
*Secretary :* I was there.
*Police :* What happened ? Why did he commit suicide ?
*Secretary :* He was a good man. One day he bought me a Dress for *Rs.25,000/-* Then he bought for me Diamod ring for *Rs. 600,000/-* then he bought me a diamond necklace for *Rs. 1,500,000/-*
Today he asked me to spend the night with him.
*I told him, I charge Rs. 500/- for a night*... and he just went to the window and jumped !
*Moral : Investments are subject to market risk, check the market rate before investing..