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SL.Market · **201** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:43 pm

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A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in downtown Delhi and asked to be taken to the international air port.

On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, “Ohhh! TOYOTA!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”

Not too long afterward, another car flew by the taxi. “Ohh! NISSAN!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”

Yet another car zipped by, and the tourist said, “Ohh! Mitsubishi!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”

The taxi driver, who was 100% Indian, was starting to get a little annoyed that the Japanese made cars were passing his Taxi, when yet another car passed the taxi as they were turning into the airport. “Ohh! Honda!! Made in Japan!! Very fast!”

The taxi driver stopped the car, pointed to the meter, and said, “That’ll be Rupees 500.”

“Rupees 500? It was so short a ride! Why so much?”

The Taxi driver replied “Taxi meter. Made in India . Very fast.”

SL.Market · **202** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:38 pm

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sriranga · **204** Something we can relate to our MP's? Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:08 pm

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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?"

Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg , Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

"You're a Member of Parliament for the Canadian Government", says Bud.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollars worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter.

This is a herd of sheep... now give me back my dog.

sriranga · **205** Love and Marriage Sat Mar 03, 2012 9:27 pm

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Love is holding hands in the street
Marriage is holding arguments in the street

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant
Marriage is Chinese take-out

Love is cuddling (??)on a sofa
Marriage is deciding on a sofa

Love is talking about having children
Marriage is talking about getting away from children

Love is going to bed early
Marriage is going to sleep early

Love is a romantic drive
Marriage is a tarmac (???)drive

Love is losing your appetite
Marriage is losing your figure

Love is sweet nothings in the ear
Marriage is sweet nothing's in the bank

Love is a flickering flame
Marriage is a flickering television

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws (??,??)
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"
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sriranga · **206** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Mar 04, 2012 3:42 pm

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Ways to Identify an Idiot

1. He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".

2. He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.

3. He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.

4. He sends a fax with a stamp on it.

5. He tries to drown a fish.

6. If you gave them a penny for their intelligence, you'd get change.

7. He trips over a cordless phone.

8. He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.

9. At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".

10. He takes 2 hours to watch "60 minutes".

11. He invents a solar powered flashlight.

12. He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.

13. He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.

14. He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.

15. He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.

16. He spends time reading thru the above 15 points and analyses if he is an idiot!!!
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SL.Market · **207** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Mar 06, 2012 4:19 pm

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Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence.

Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.

Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

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Xmen · **209** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Mar 06, 2012 6:17 pm

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For all you alcoholics.

After a night of drinking, Brian crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long
flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" demanded Brian, "and what are you doing
in my bedroom?" The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter."
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That cant be, I have so much to live for, I haven't
said goodbye to my family & you’ve got to send me back straight away."

St Peter replied " Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you
back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was divested, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be
sent back as a hen. A flash of light later, he was covered in feathers and clucking around
pecking the ground.

This isn’t so bad he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said " So you’re the new hen, how are you enjoying
your first day here? " "It’s not so bad" replies Brian " but I have this strange feeling
inside like I’m about to explode."

"You’re ovulating" explained the rooster, "don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before."

"Never" replies Brian.

"Well just relax and let it happen."

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under
his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of
him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the
feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen
was the best thing that had happened to him&ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous
smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting
"Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, youre shitting in the bed."

sriranga · **210** Life Mathematics Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:47 pm

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

FXX · **211** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:53 pm

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SL.Market · **212** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Mar 08, 2012 12:47 pm

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Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

SL.Market · **213** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:33 pm

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Once two men sat in a bar drinking.

The first one said to the other ,"I have a hell lot of family problems."

The second one said ,"I'll tell you mine. I married a widow having a
young daughter. My father married my daughter and so my father became
my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is
my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I
had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son
i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own
grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family
problems

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sriranga · **215** Office Humor Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:07 pm

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A doctor, a lawyer, and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.

The lawyer says, "For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it causes all sorts of legal problems."

The doctor says, "It's better to have a wife because the sense of security lowers your stress and is good for your health."

The manager says, "You're both wrong. It's best to have both so that when the wife thinks you're with the mistress, and the mistress thinks you're with your wife - you can go to the office and do some work."

SL.Market · **216** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:38 pm

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There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

They say when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage, it is self-defense.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her. They got married, and now he is going through hell.

A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

sriranga · **217** Prison Or Work Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:53 pm

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When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...

IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work.

IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.

IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors.

IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
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SL.Market · **220** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 14, 2012 5:21 pm

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There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that is 'UP'

It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP ? At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP and why are the officers UP for election and why is it UP to the secretary to write UP a report ?

We call UP our friends. And we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP the silver; we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car. At other times the little word has real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP excuses.. To be dressed is one thing, but to be dressed UP is special.

And this UP is confusing: A drain must be opened UP because it is stopped UP. We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.

We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP. To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP, look the word UP in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes UP almost 1/4th of the page and can add UP to about thirty definitions. If you are UP to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP a lot of your time, but if you don't give UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP .. When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP ...

When it rains, it wets the earth and often messes things UP.

When it doesn't rain for awhile, things dry UP.

One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it UP , for now my time is UP , so... it is time to shut UP!

SL.Market · **222** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:28 pm

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SL.Market · **223** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:21 pm

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An unemployed man goes to try for a job with Microsoft as a cleaner.

The manager there arranges for an aptitude test (Section: Floors, sweeping and cleaning).

After the test, the manager says: You will be appointed on the scale of $30 per day.

Let me have your e-mail address, so that I can send you a form to complete and advise you where to report for work on your first day.

Taken aback, the unemployed man protests that he is neither in possession of a computer nor of an e-mail address.

To this the MS manager replies: Well, then, that really means that you virtually don't exist and can therefore hardly expect to be employed.

Stunned, the man leaves.

Not knowing where to turn and only having about $10 left, he decides to buy a 10 kg box of tomatoes at the supermarket.

Within less than 2 hours, he sells the tomatoes singly at 100% profit.

Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 before going to sleep that night.

And thus it dawns on the man that he could quite easily make a living selling tomatoes.

Getting up early and earlier every day and going to bed late and later, he multiplies his hoard of profits in quite a short time.

Not too long thereafter, he acquires a cart to transport several dozen boxes of tomatoes, only to have to trade it in again shortly afterwards on a pickup truck.

By the end of the second year, he is the owner of a fleet of pickup trucks and manages a staff of a hundred former unemployed people, all selling tomatoes.

Considering the future of his wife and children, he decides to buy some life assurance.

Calling an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his new circumstances.

At the end of the telephone conversation, the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order that he might forward the documentation.

When the man replies that he has no e-mail, the adviser is stunned:
"What, you don't even have e-mail? How on earth have you managed to amass such wealth without the Internet, e-mail and e-commerce? Just imagine where you would have been by now, if you had been connected from the very start!"

After a moment's silence, the tomato millionaire replied: "Sure! I would have been a cleaner at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:
1: The Internet, e-mail and e-commerce do not need to rule your life.
2: If you don't have e-mail, but work hard, you can still become a millionaire.
3: Seeing that you got this story via e-mail, you're probably closer to becoming a cleaner than you are to becoming a millionaire.
4: If you do have a computer and e-mail, you're already being taken to the cleaners by Microsoft.
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SL.Market · **225** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Mar 20, 2012 4:15 pm

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Question: Why is it that birds fly southwards for the winter?
Answer: Because it is much too far to walk.

Question: Why does a divorce cost so much?
Answer: Because it is worth it.

Question: Why is it there so many people with the surname Jones in the telephone book?
Answer: Because they have got phones.

Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?
Answer : AGE

Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him?
Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked "fiction".

Question : If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it?
Answer : It wouldn't take any time - it has already been built.

Question: If a green stone was thrown into the sea what does it become?"
Answer: Wet

SL.Market · **226** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Mar 21, 2012 12:28 pm

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Loving mother of Sunil Edirisinghe passed away. Many friends participated to the events to share the moments, there was Professor Sunil Ariyarathna among the participants and he asked "Sunil... Have you ever sung a song on mother's love?"... The reply was "No"... Reply was touched to the Professor.

Few days back... Professor wrote a song and gave to Sunil to sing which so appropriate to the incidents and the life of great sunil edirisinghe... This song will true for some of our friends now and it will be true for others in future....

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A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.

"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.

"It's not polite."

"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "those are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"

The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?"

"And," the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy got a divorce."

"Oh really?" the mother asks.

"Why?"

"Because you got an F in sex."

Redbulls · **228** Most of the Invesors in CSE Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:03 pm

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sriranga · **229** The Short History of Medicine Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:01 am

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2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic doesn't work any more. Here, eat this root.

sriranga · **230** 7 Secrets of success Mon Mar 26, 2012 3:48 am

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I found the answer in my room.
Roof said: Aim high
Fan said: Be cool
Clock said: Every minute is precious
Mirro said: Reflect before you act
Window said: See the world
Calendar said: Be up-to-date
Door said: Push hard to achieve your goals.

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