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No:252

A 90-year-old man was having his annual checkup.

The doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better," the
old man replied. "I've got an eighteen-year-old bride who's pregnant &
delivered a child. What is your opinion about that, Doc?" the old man
asked.

The doctor thought for a moment, then said, "Well, let me tell you a
story. I know a guy who is a hunter. He never misses a season for
hunting. But, one day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs
his umbrella instead of his gun. The doctor continued, "So he's walking
in the woods near a creek, and suddenly he spots a lion in some bush in
front of him. He raises up his umbrella, points it at the lion and
squeezes the handle.

BAM! The lion drops dead in front of him."

"That's impossible!" said the old man in disbelief. Someone else must
have shot that lion."

"Exactly"... Said the Doc.

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No:255

Newton's Law for Engineers.

Law -1.
Every Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.

Law -2.
The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline force is applied.

Law -3.
For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.

Bonus Law -4.
Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from drawings by an engineer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of mistakes in the drawing always remains constant.

sriranga · **338** The 5 W's of Life Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:38 am

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Good one Shri. Thanks.

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This is the way Indians are entertaining....

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Mommy,... I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the
woods with Aunt Jane.

I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss. Then he
helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his
pants off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime.
I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."!

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story.
Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's
car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle
Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you
interrupt.

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sriranga · **346** 3 Stupid Stages of Life Wed Jul 25, 2012 8:53 pm

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SL.Market · **347** Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Jul 26, 2012 4:45 pm

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The Powers Of Observation
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A professor teaching medicine at the university was tutoring a class on 'Observation'. He took out a jar of yellow-coloured liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant to colour, smell, sight, and taste."
After saying this, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched on in amazement, most, in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped one finger into the jar and then put it into their mouth. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my 2nd finger into the jar and my 3rd finger into my mouth." Lesson learned! TO BE OBSERVANT

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These American kids were asked to write down their prayers....

The Kids Say......... .
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Math Question

A little boy was doing his math homework.he said to himself,"two plus five, that son of bitch is seven.three plus six,that son of a bitch is nine...."
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,"what are you
doing?"
The little boy answered,"i'm doing my math homework,mom."
And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked." Yes,"he answered.
Infuriated,the mother asked the teacher next day,"what are you
teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied,"right now,we are learning addition."
The mother asked , and are you teaching them to say two plus
two , that son of bitch is four?"
After teacher stopped laughing ,she answered, what i taught them was,two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,is four.

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A student asks a teacher, "What is love?" The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... this is marriage."
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Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Tying their belts"

Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Checking the system"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"

Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Serving the travelers"

Officer: "What were the Pilots
doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the steering"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"

Officer: "What were the airhostesses doing?"

Monkey: "Make up"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey:
"Handling the steering"

Officer: "What were you doing?"

Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"

Monkey: "All were sleeping"

Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"

Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"

Officer: What were you doing?

Monkey: Handling the steering!!!!!

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