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LOVE vs. LUST vs. MARRIAGE
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "makin love".
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.
Love: When you take a bubble bath together.
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath.
Love: A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?".
Marriage: 4 Happy Meals...to go .
Love: Giving your love some candy.
Lust: Thinking you are the candy.
Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet.
Love: A night out at the Symphony.
Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn.
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket.
Love: Talking and cuddling.
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep.
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands...
Love: Long drives through the countryside.
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.
Love: Sex every night.
Lust: Sex 5 times a night.
Marriage: Sex ?
LOVE vs. LUST vs. MARRIAGE
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "makin love".
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.
LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.
LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.
LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.
Love: When you take a bubble bath together.
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath.
Love: A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?".
Marriage: 4 Happy Meals...to go .
Love: Giving your love some candy.
Lust: Thinking you are the candy.
Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet.
Love: A night out at the Symphony.
Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn.
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.
Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket.
Love: Talking and cuddling.
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep.
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands...
Love: Long drives through the countryside.
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.
Love: Sex every night.
Lust: Sex 5 times a night.
Marriage: Sex ?
