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476Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Jul 03, 2013 1:58 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:376

LOVE vs. LUST vs. MARRIAGE


LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.

LOVE - When intercourse is called "makin love".
LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."
MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania.

LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.

LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you steal everything they own.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.

LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - When...uh...what's a climax?

LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.
MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to bitch about work.

LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.

LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.
LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all around.
MARRIAGE - When you're only concern as to what's on TV.

LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST - When you only see each other naked.
MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.

LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.
LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.

LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.
MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.

LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.

LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.
LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.
MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.

LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.
LUST- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.
MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.

LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.
LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.
MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.

Love: When you take a bubble bath together.
Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together.
Marriage: When you give the kids a bath.

Love: A romantic candlelight dinner for two.
Lust: "Do I have to buy you dinner first?".
Marriage: 4 Happy Meals...to go .

Love: Giving your love some candy.
Lust: Thinking you are the candy.
Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet.

Love: A night out at the Symphony.
Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn.
Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.

Love: Lending your jacket to your love when he/she is cold.
Lust: "I can think of a way to stay warm..."
Marriage: Your teenager just took your jacket.

Love: Talking and cuddling.
Lust: Rolling over and falling asleep.
Marriage: Getting up to wash your hands...

Love: Long drives through the countryside.
Lust: Long parking sessions at Lover's Lookout.
Marriage: Long drives with the kids screaming in the back-seat.

Love: Sex every night.
Lust: Sex 5 times a night.
Marriage: Sex ?

477Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Jul 06, 2013 12:21 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:377

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FO= THE JOB?

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door. Leave them al=ne and come back after 1 hour and then analyze the situation.


1.If they are counting the bricks. Put them in the accounts department. 2.If they are recounting them.. Put them in auditing.

3.If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

4.If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. Put them in plann=ng.

5.If they are throwing the bricks at each other. Put them in operations.
6.If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

7.If they have broken the bricks into pieces. Put them in information technology.

8.If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

9.If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has b=en moved. Put them in sales.

10.If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.

11.If they are staring out of the window. Put them on strategic planning. <=r>
And then last but not least.

12.If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.=
Congratulate them and put them in top management.

478Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Jul 09, 2013 2:10 pm

SL.Market


Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:378

479Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Jul 09, 2013 4:51 pm

Kithsiri


Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics
Senior Vice President - Equity Analytics

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481Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Aug 23, 2013 4:56 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics


The new mathematical formula that you may like.

Mathematically Speaking

Equation 1:

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

* * * * * *
Equation 2:

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

* * * * * * Equation 3:

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
>From Equation 2 and Equation 3:

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude:
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

482Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Aug 28, 2013 12:43 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:382
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483Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Work Virus Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:11 am

sriranga

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Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Work10

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484Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:32 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
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Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:384

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485Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 02, 2013 3:08 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:385

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486Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am

sriranga

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Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 5_nice10

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487Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Sep 06, 2013 12:15 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:387

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488Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Sep 14, 2013 8:53 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:388

489Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:01 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:389

1.(Photographer: An Hejie. Market Place, Town of Chifeng , Inner Mongolia )
Beyond the northern ( Inner Mongolia ) frontier, spring has arrived but the
cold weather lingered on. Snow fell on this April morning. Flakes danced
in the sky. A middle-aged man tended to his cart, on which sat a little
boy, wrapped up with blanket used to keep the vegetables from freezing.
From time to time, the father would tuck at the blanket to make sure that
his son was all right. These are the words from the photographer: "Set in
the dark and shadowy background and the dancing snow flakes, the pink
puffy face of the little boy stood out in great contrast to that of the
father which was apparently shaped by the caprices of life. And life was
indeed harsh. Father and son only have each other for support. When the
father yelled out a sales pitch on top of his voice, his facial expression
was shockingly touching. One cannot help but be moved."
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 111

2.The father and his son live in an impoverished hilly area. They demand
nothing but a piece of land to call their own. Perhaps they will not have
a chance to see the outside world all their lives -- they will not know
what a staircase is, they will never ride in a taxi, nor will they ever
step into a movie theater. But the truth is these are the people who offer
us everything our lives depend on, generation after generation. The heaven
and earth have nothing to repay them. Love them! At least respect them in
your heart. Otherwise how can we possibly talk about ourselves as human beings?
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 211

3.(Caption on the photo: That day, we found that we were able to attend
school. We were so happy. But grandpa cried. Do you understand? The tears
of an elderly man...) This semester has been dealt with, what about the next?
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 311

Redbulls

Redbulls
Director - Equity Analytics
Director - Equity Analytics

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Bangko10
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newsvideo/weirdnewsvideo/10246867/University-students-made-to-wear-anti-cheating-helmets.html

491Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Sep 23, 2013 4:18 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:391

4.Your elderly mother and little children are waiting for you to come home
with the day's wages.
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 411

5.The old man sells roast yam for a living. Because he doesn't have a
license, his tools were confiscated and his tricycle was smashed, its
chain cut. All the old man can do is to sit there and cry. Tomorrow.
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 511


6.Mothers and their child.
This is life.
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 611

492Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Mindblowing anagrams Sun Sep 29, 2013 12:50 pm

sriranga

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Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Word10
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493Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sun Sep 29, 2013 1:19 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

Thanks Shri, its a nice one.

494Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:50 am

Chinwi

Chinwi
Associate Director - Equity Analytics
Associate Director - Equity Analytics

අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi

495Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Tue Oct 01, 2013 12:04 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

@Chinwi wrote:අම්මා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා ගිය කල පුතුගෙ ගෙට
මැනලා වී මිටක් දුන්නයි මල්ල කට​
ගන් දෝ නො ගන් දෝ කියලා සිතුනි මට​
මැනලද පුතේ කිරි දුන්නේ මා උඹට


පුතා
බඩගිණි වෙලා මා අඬනා විට දුකට​
ඇක්කර් හැඳි දෙකක් මැනලා බෝතලෙට​
ඩීසීඩී පාම් ඔයිල්  කලවම් වූ කුණු රසට
දියකර පෙවුව මතකයි නුඹ මට හොඳට


by Chinwi
කලියුග කාලෙ අම්මලාගේ හැඩ රැවට
බලපෑමක් වෙනව පුත කිරි දුන්නොත් නුඹට
රෑපය රැක ගන්න ඇති ඕනෑ කමට
දුන්නෙමි කරපු පිටි කිරි ආදරෙ නැති කමට

496Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Political reporting Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:41 pm

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497Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:04 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:396

7. Wang Zhizhong worked as a coal carrier. Carrying a basket of coal
weighting 40kg (88 lb), he made his way up a 100m deep mine, and then
walked a distance of 1000m along a mountainous track. For each trip, he
made 1RMB (0.125 USD). He was 17.
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 711

8.Caption on the photo: That day the English teacher arrived in our village.
She taught us our very first sentence in English: "I want go to school."
Did you hear it? It is a most heart-moving cry.
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 810

9.No rose, no diamond ring, but if this is not love, what is love?
With enthusiasm, love your life! Love the people around you!
Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 910

498Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Oct 19, 2013 10:44 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:397

Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Eng10

499Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Oct 19, 2013 3:30 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

Good one SLM.

500Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:59 pm

SL.Market

SL.Market
Vice President - Equity Analytics
Vice President - Equity Analytics

No:398

501Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Oct 24, 2013 2:08 pm

K.Haputantri

K.Haputantri
Co-Admin

Thanks SLmarket.

502Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Thu Nov 07, 2013 4:03 pm

SL.Market

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503Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Sat Nov 09, 2013 9:24 am

SL.Market

SL.Market
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No:400

504Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Mon Nov 18, 2013 5:46 pm

SL.Market

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505Stock Market Entertainment - Page 20 Empty Re: Stock Market Entertainment Fri Nov 22, 2013 1:33 pm

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